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Age of Conan Movie!

by Newton on 05.19.2008
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Age of Conan Movie!

It totally rocks

Age of Conan isn't even available till tomorrow, but they already have a kick ass movie! This is 100 times better than whatever World of Warcraft piece of crap live action movie they eventually produce will be like. Check out the Official Trailer here. How badass is that?

It even has James Earl Jones in it. How much more full of win can you possibly get? The plot seems pretty simple; Conan kills people from start to finish. That is basically how I would have written it too. I bet the simplicity of this story (but obviously not inferiority) is what made the movie available so fast.
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Gates: the ultimate farmer

by Newton on 01.25.2008 Massive investment in the practice
Bill Gates has made an interesting announcement today according to the CNN article found Read More >>
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Gates: the ultimate farmer
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Unoriginality Reigns

by Newton on 11.02.2007 Everyone is Team Fortress, WTF?
So today I was trolling around on the internets as I have a tendancy to do and I stumbled upon... Read More >>
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Unoriginality Reigns
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Kotaku OWNED

by Newton on 10.18.2007 Tubgirl on Homepage
Kotaku is one of the most respected gaming news sites in the industry, but today they just got... Read More >>
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Kotaku OWNED
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MIT Halo Prank

by Newton on 09.25.2007 Statue Dressed Up
MIT has a very strong history of pulling off spectacular pranks. Due to their extreme intelligence... Read More >>
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MIT Halo Prank
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Sony Sued

by Newton on 07.31.2007 Cell Processor already patented
I know I have a dark sense of humor, but does anyone else find it hillarious that Sony was sued... Read More >>
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Sony Sued
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Mario Party 8 Pulled in UK

by Newton on 07.18.2007 Term "spastic" offensive
Nintendo has recalled every single copy of the newly released game Mario Party 8 in the UK due to a... Read More >>
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Mario Party 8 Pulled in UK
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D&D Online Kills Babies

by Newton on 07.16.2007 Reno couple charged

The dark truth many intelligent people have suspected since the... Read More >>

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D&D Online Kills Babies
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Google China Sued

by Newton on 07.13.2007 Misdirected calls disrupting
A Chinese company Peking Guge has filed suit against Google's Chinese branch for registering a name... Read More >>
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Google China Sued
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Blizz Owns Orcs

by Newton on 07.10.2007 Small Shoulder Graphic
Oops they did it again! You may remember the hillarious thread about Gladiator Biker Shorts. No?... Read More >>
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Blizz Owns Orcs
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WoW affair gone wrong

by Newton on 07.06.2007 Perverted Justice
Tamara Broome, A 31 year old Australian woman from Read More >>
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WoW affair gone wrong