The dark truth many intelligent people have suspected since the 70's was confirmed today; yes, Dungeons & Dragons is definitely a form of satan worship. What suddenly brought this information to light you wonder? Well, today Reno couple Michael and Lana Straw were arrested and pled guilty to child abuse as a result of being so obsesed with the online version of the game.

The 25 year old man and his 23 year old wife neglected their 22 month old boy and 11 month old daughter to a point where they were hospitalized with severe symptoms. Both children had infections that were not treated. The hospital staff had to shave the girls head because her hair was so matted with cat urine (sounds like a satanic ritual to me), and she only weighed 10 pounds. The boy was so underfed he was having extreme difficulty walking due to lack of muscular development.

Apparently the husband had recently recieved $50,000 as inheritence which was spent on computer equipment and a large plasma screen televison. The couple had food, they were just to busy playing D&D online to give it to their children. Each of the two of them face a maximum prison sentence of 12 years, but I expect they will try to use the Nuremberg defense; claiming it was against their guild rules to go AFK durring a raid.