Age of Conan isn't even available till tomorrow, but they already have a kick ass movie! This is 100 times better than whatever World of Warcraft piece of crap live action movie they eventually produce will be like. Check out the Official Trailer here. How badass is that?

It even has James Earl Jones in it. How much more full of win can you possibly get? The plot seems pretty simple; Conan kills people from start to finish. That is basically how I would have written it too. I bet the simplicity of this story (but obviously not inferiority) is what made the movie available so fast.