After not receiving our official invitation to E3, it was obvious our passes were simply lost in the mail. We politely asked for another invitation, but our requests were never answered (a big thank you to Charlotte McCormack's liberal use of the delete button). Our next assumption was that the E3 executives were too busy to respond to individual requests and we decided to send a few representatives to the show anyway. We sent our ninja squad to E3 two days ago, arming them with press-passes we bought on eBay for $16.00 (woot! low bid!) and removing all rank and insignia of Voig. The team was holed-up at the Best Western on Hill St and planned its initial assualt over a "last supper" of McDonald's.

Employing the ancient arts of disguise, misdirection, and bribery the team assaulted the access points of the LA Convention Center for countless hours. Failing multiple times, the team broke for lunch and decided a "distraction" could confuse the under-paid security force and allow a single member to penetrate the wall. We wished the team luck and lost contact with them, shortly before 3PM EST. It is unclear if the reported "disturbance" in front of the West Hall involved our team, but we believe their sacrifice was not in vain and one member did successfully enter the conference.

Our prayers go out to the families of the E3 POWS and we hope Charlotte McCormack is ravaged by a wild pack of boars.

Hairymop